Week #47: Manual Override (John/Rodney, R)

[esteefee]

Title: Manual Override
Author: esteefee
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: R
Words: 714
Categories: First Time, PWP
Warnings: none I can think of; let me know.
Summary: John is such a 13 year-old.
A/N: For lilyfarfalla. Because you *know* why.


Manual Override

by esteefee


"Now pay close attention," Rodney said, "because if I'm too busy saving our lives at a critical moment it will be up to you to do this, Major. I designed it to be easy enough for even a pilot to use."

Sheppard rolled his eyes, but Rodney ignored him.

"Seriously, I spent a lot of time on this." Rodney turned back toward the jumper's console. "Now, first reach below the console and firmly grip your manual interface. We both have one."

Sheppard made a strange sound, but just then the MI chimed in a satisfying way thanks to the contact of Rodney's skin. "Hear that? If it makes that noise, it means it's primed and ready." Rodney heard Sheppard cough and spoke more loudly to compensate. "Now, squeeze and pull in a steady motion. And I remind you: this is a delicate piece of equipment, so don't be too rough, all right? " Rodney added, turning, "I know how you grunts can get—"

He found Sheppard convulsing in silent laughter, his eyes shut, tears streaming down his cheeks.

"Oh, I see. Yes, so funny. How utterly juvenile can you be—"

"Sq-squeeze and pull—" Shepppard interrupted himself to start har-har-ing out loud, his grin bright in the glow of Ancient lighting. "Delicate equip—"

"Yes, yes." Rodney smiled in spite of himself. God, he longed to grab Sheppard by the front of his vest and just shut that snickering mouth in the most primitive way possible.

"Mmmmph," Sheppard said against his lips a moment later. His eyes were startled wide open, but when Rodney pulled back, alarmed at his own actions, they crinkled into another smile. "Manual grip—"

Honestly. Rodney shut him up again, this time with tongue, and Sheppard responded by grabbing him and pulling him into his lap. Rodney had to admit it worked as a strategy, because it was much more convenient to have gravity working with him in pushing Sheppard down against the seat for some serious kissing.

"Hang on, hang on," Sheppard said, sounding breathless. Rodney grudgingly gave him a little room, and then groaned in relief when Sheppard undid his pants and pulled out his cock. Looking up with a grin, Sheppard said, "Now, you wanna give those instructions again? For the airheads in the audience, I mean."

Before Rodney could snap something nasty, Sheppard gave him a good, firm stroke, turning his hand so he tugged hard on Rodney's foreskin. It was delicious, exquisite, perfect.

Then Sheppard did it again, double-time, and Rodney gripped Sheppard's shoulders and hung on, panting, grateful.

"Yes, okay, yes...I take it back," Rodney said. "No manual needed," he added, his tone of voice rising a little desperately as Sheppard jerked him faster. Sheppard's eyes were on Rodney's cock, on his hand moving on Rodney, as if it were the most fascinating thing he'd seen in a while, which, considering the man had only yesterday landed on a planet with rings and three moons, was saying quite a lot.

Rodney, for his part, watched Sheppard's face, at the way he licked his lower lip, at the way Sheppard's eyes darted between his hand and Rodney's mouth. And then the fantastic feeling caught low in Rodney's balls, and he closed his eyes and came with a whimper.

"Yeah, Rodney," Sheppard said, slowing down and stripping his cock just right, pulling the orgasm from him.

"God. God." Rodney opened his eyes and saw Sheppard smiling, one corner of his mouth raised. That corner annoyed Rodney for some reason he couldn't name. He leaned in and bit it.

"Ow?" Sheppard didn't lose the smile.

"You could have aimed me away from my uniform," Rodney said. "I mean honestly."

Sheppard looked down at his tac vest and raised his eyebrows.

"Yes, yes, and yours as well." The MI was digging into the small of Rodney's back. He extricated himself from Sheppard's lap and slid to his knees.

The way Sheppard's eyes widened was extremely satisfying. The small groan he made as Rodney released him from his BDU pants was even more gratifying.

"Now pay close attention," Rodney said, and smirked when Sheppard focused on him immediately. Rodney grasped Sheppard's cock and bent his head. "Don't worry, Major. I won't be too rough."

He noticed Sheppard didn't laugh this time.


End.

Comments

[taste-is-sweet.livejournal.com]

:D

When I read the summary I thought that you'd written Sheppard as an actual 13 year-old, and I was all O.o for a minute. And then I realized you just meant is ridiculous sense of humour. :)

I loved how Rodney got him to stop laughing.

[esteefee]

oooh, I should change the summary to *such* a 13 year-old. thanks.

and <3.

(ps your icon!)

[taste-is-sweet.livejournal.com]

Thank you. On both counts. ;->

[hoktauri]

When I read the summary I thought that you'd written Sheppard as an actual 13 year-old, and I was all O.o for a minute.

LOL, I thought the same, too! Then I read the added "such" and was all, I don't remember that word being there, but maybe I misread it. *vbg*

[esteefee]

I'm so, so sorry about that! ::head!desk::

[spikespet7.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth wondered why John had a twinkle in his eyes when Rodney said, "You need to pay attention."



Kimber

[esteefee]

heheh! staff mtgs would never be the same.

[popkin16]

That was *hot*

I really like the image of Rodney in John's lap in the jumper...*gets dreamy*

[esteefee]

eee, it is a nice image to sleep on. <3 thanks, popkin!

[popkin16]

:) You're welcome!

[trystings.livejournal.com]

*g* John Sheppard: 13 forever! ♥

[esteefee]

"Cool!" <3 <3 <3

[ladysorka]

John is excellent at following instructions and paying attention! When the subject is worth it, of course.

I really enjoyed this.

[esteefee]

heh, that's a good point you make. :D

thanks, babe!

[tarlanx]

LOL! Loved this :)

[esteefee]

:DDDDD

[melagan.livejournal.com]

Heh-heh-heh. This is delightful and wicked and I can just picture it (thank you!) happening.

[esteefee]

thank you! \o/ brain pictures!

[wanted-a-pony.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, I can completely believe this happened: both John snickering helplessly, & Rodney shutting him up most satisfactorily--not once, but twice! Rodney has no reason for being surprised though. John is an exceedingly good pilot, & has demonstrated his skills at handling all kinds of controls & joysticks many times.... ;-)

This was a lovely way to start a dreamy Saturday. Thank you for writing & sharing!

[esteefee]

heee, John totally has good hands, nnnnnngh.

happy weekend babee!

[eccentricweft.livejournal.com]

*giggling madly* Did Rodney do that on purpose? His phrasing of the instructions was... suggestive, to say the least!

[esteefee]

I think on the subconscious level at the very least! thanks, EW!

[jerusha]

LOL! I'm pretty sure that I am also 13, because I'd be snickering, too.

[esteefee]

I didn't even make it through the dictionary definition. :D

thanks, EB!

[lilyfarfalla.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! <3! God, this is SO THEM too. <33333

[esteefee]

hee hee! all your fault! :DD

[hoktauri]

Hunnannah... *ahem* This was definitely good. I'm sure glad Rodney knows how to give good... erm, *instructions*. I bet John's glad, too!

[esteefee]

hahahah, *instructions* yeah. he's an expert. :DDDD

[d_odyssey.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, no manual required! I love John snickering like a 13 year old while Rodney is giving him a serious lecture. Boys <3!

[esteefee]

<3 <3 <3 totally inevitable. :)

[mific.livejournal.com]

Hot and funny! John's totally paying attention now!

[esteefee]

o.O no doubt! <3

[scarlettandblue.livejournal.com]

I love this, it's so perfectly them.
Rodney is all look what a smarty pants I am
And John's all Har Har Har
And Rodney's snarky and has to find something to shove in John's mouth to shut him up
And it turns out his tongue works well at shutting John up
And then John shows he's no slouch when it comes to following instructions after all
But then Rodney just to prove a point has to go one better

totally delicious

[esteefee]

hee, your comment is poetry, J/R poetry, funny. :)

thank you! <3

[selenic76.livejournal.com]

Loved this, such a funny and hot story! Wonderful title too, and a great ending ^_^

[esteefee]

\o/ thank you! the title was such a gimme. :D

[panisdead.livejournal.com]

NICE. That's a pretty hot handjob right there.

[esteefee]

:))))

[esteefee]

tankru! it's all lilyfarfalla's fault. :)

[tingler.livejournal.com]

Bwah!!!!

"Now pay close attention," Rodney said, and smirked when Sheppard focused on him immediately."

Oh, yeah, he has his *complete* attention. <3<3<3

[esteefee]

absoLUTEly. :D

[ozsaur.livejournal.com]

Har har har! John is such a kid!

[esteefee]

:DDD my favorite thing.

[theeverdream.livejournal.com]

Heheee yay!!

[trillingstar]

LOL, this is awesome. Yay for giving instructions in the most direct way possible: mouth-to-mouth.

[esteefee]

hahaha \o/ yay!