fic: Couch Wars | bed/couch
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sga_saturdayAuthor: spiralicious
Title: Couch Wars
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing(s): Rodney McKay/Ronon Dex, John Sheppard
Rating: Teen & Up
Word count: 231
Warnings/Tags: humor; awkward flirting; movie nigh; misunderstandings
Summary: Ronon seems intent on taking up the entire couch on movie night and Rodney refuses to give in.
It was getting ridiculous. Rodney would move down the couch, only to have Ronon butted up against him moments later. He never actually saw him move, but it happened. Rodney was currently about three inches away from being unpleasantly crushed against the arm of the couch. Since when was Ronon so clingy? Was he being clingy? Or was he simply trying to take the entire couch for himself? Rodney was not about to stand for that! There was amble room for both of them and it was his movie night! He was not going to cave to some posturing neanderthal.
Rodney started to push the other direction only to find that Ronon didn't move. He was in fact a very solid wall of unmovable Ronon. In response, Ronon just spread his legs further. Rodney gaped his mouth in indignation. He was also not sure where to go from here. Leaving the couch would be admitting defeat, which was unacceptable. That left sitting in Ronon's lap which... was not happening, for reasons.
He used the best honed tool in his toolbox, righteous anger. “Listen, you overgrown...”
His rant was interrupted by John, who was sitting forgotten on the floor, threw popcorn at him. “He's trying to hit on you, you idiot.”
Rodney turned bright red, less at the prospect of Ronon's romantic attention and more at the embarrassment that John noticed first.
spiraliciousTitle: Couch Wars
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing(s): Rodney McKay/Ronon Dex, John Sheppard
Rating: Teen & Up
Word count: 231
Warnings/Tags: humor; awkward flirting; movie nigh; misunderstandings
Summary: Ronon seems intent on taking up the entire couch on movie night and Rodney refuses to give in.
It was getting ridiculous. Rodney would move down the couch, only to have Ronon butted up against him moments later. He never actually saw him move, but it happened. Rodney was currently about three inches away from being unpleasantly crushed against the arm of the couch. Since when was Ronon so clingy? Was he being clingy? Or was he simply trying to take the entire couch for himself? Rodney was not about to stand for that! There was amble room for both of them and it was his movie night! He was not going to cave to some posturing neanderthal.
Rodney started to push the other direction only to find that Ronon didn't move. He was in fact a very solid wall of unmovable Ronon. In response, Ronon just spread his legs further. Rodney gaped his mouth in indignation. He was also not sure where to go from here. Leaving the couch would be admitting defeat, which was unacceptable. That left sitting in Ronon's lap which... was not happening, for reasons.
He used the best honed tool in his toolbox, righteous anger. “Listen, you overgrown...”
His rant was interrupted by John, who was sitting forgotten on the floor, threw popcorn at him. “He's trying to hit on you, you idiot.”
Rodney turned bright red, less at the prospect of Ronon's romantic attention and more at the embarrassment that John noticed first.
