TITLE: A Branch of Golden Bells
PROMPT: Week #55, "Wicked"
AUTHORS: squidgiepdx andelderwitty
FANDOM: Stargate Atlantis
CHARACTERS: Evan Lorne, David Parrish, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan, Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Elizabeth Weir
PAIRING: Porndex (Parrish/Lorne/Dex)
RATING: PG
WORDS: 1,081
WARNINGS: None
NOTES: This was inspired by clwilson2006 from a prompt she left in comment-fic that had to do with weddings/proposals.  The prompt was, "SGA, Lorne/Parrish/Ronon, A traditional Satedan proposal."  Also, we have jiggered with the SGA timeline a bit.  And apologies on the font, but it's not cooperating!
SUMMARY: Lorne and Parrish contemplate making their relationship with Ronon official.

TITLE: The Mattress Police
AUTHOR: squidgiepdx and elderwitty
PAIRING: John/Rodney
RATING: NC-17
PROMPT: Ascend
WORDS:  3,116
WARNINGS: none
SUMMARY: Weather delays can lead to surprising destinations. 
NOTES: There is a continuation of this storyline in another fic called "The Coffee Connection".

TITLE: Mayor Sheppard, If You're Nasty

FANDOM: SGA, Citrus Hill 'verse
PAIRINGS: Sheppard/McKay
CHARACTERS: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Laura Cadman

RATING: PG

WORDS: 815
AUTHORS: squidgiepdx and elderwitty
NOTES: For sga_saturday Week #44, Prompt "Control".  This takes place in the Citrus Hill 'verse created by squidgiepdx and elderwitty.  In this universe, Rodney is Rodney (though he's been banished to a small town in Florida for his attitude), and John is his boyfriend, the town garbage man environmental engineer, Rodney's landlord, and Mayor (among other things), and Laura Cadman is John's assistant.  If you want to read up on Citrus Hill, click here for the Citrus Hill Master Index.
SUMMARY: Rodney goes to visit John at work.

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TITLE: Talk of the Town - A Citrus Hill Moment
FANDOM: Stargate Atlantis - The Citrus Hill Universe (AU)
PAIRING: John/Rodney
CHARACTERS: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Laura Cadman, Citrus Hill Original Characters
RATING: PG
WORDS: 1,038
AUTHORS: squidgiepdx and elderwitty
NOTES: For SGA Saturday week #34 prompt, "gossip".  This takes place in the Citrus Hill 'verse created by squidgiepdx and elderwitty.  In this universe, Rodney is Rodney (though he's been banished to a small town in Florida for his attitude), and John is his boyfriend, the town garbage man environmental engineer, Rodney's landlord, and Mayor (among other things), and Laura Cadman is John's assistant.  If you want to read up on Citrus Hill, click here for the Citrus Hill master index that includes all published chapters and other Citrus Hill moments.
SUMMARY: There's some talk over breakfast at Skeeters.

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TITLE: Finding Solace in Blue Jello
AUTHORS: squidgiepdx  and elderwitty 
FANDOMS: Stargate Atlantis
RATING: R/Adult
WORDS: 1,791
PAIRINGS: Sheppard/McKay, mention of past McKay/Keller
CHARACTERS: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
WARNINGS: None really
NOTES: Set after S5E20 Enemy at the Gate.  Atlantis is on Earth, waiting to go back to Pegasus.  Special thanks to squidgiepdx 's husbear for being the final decision-maker on the title, since we couldn't decide on our own.

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Title:  The Further Consequences of Body Shots
Authors:  squidgiepdx  and elderwitty 
Fandom:  SGA
Pairing:  Pornex -- Parrish/Lorne/Dex, (‘Pornex‘ because we think it sounds like a company whose products are featured on the late night QVC segment where you can find all your high quality intimate accessories at low, low prices, with a lenient return policy and never any shipping charges.)
Rating:  NC17
Words: 1,450
Notes: On 7/21, squidgiepdx  wrote a Lorne/Parrish commentfic (you can find here) for clwilson2006 .  There was discussion afterward about future pairings - and this was the natural result.  You can read the commentfic first if you want to, but this is really pretty much a followup that can be read standalone.  And is pretty much just porn.  Hot, hot, dirty porn.

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