Warnings: Vegas!McKay is kind of a manipulative dick.
Summary: When John opened his eyes, his coroner was standing over him with a concerned frown pulling her eyebrows together.
"Not dead yet," he said, just in case she had any ideas.
"Not really a coroner," she returned.
Categories: Established Relationship, H/C
Warnings: None, I don't think; lemme know.
Summary: A training mission goes FUBAR, and John finds comfort in an unexpected place.
For mischief5, my fraternal brain-twin and co-conspirator. Thank you for your brilliance, your editing, and all the shared glee. This Fest has been a romp, thanks to you.
( The Richness of the Rain )
Categories: Established Relationship, sex toys, sexism
Warnings: none, I don't think; lemme know.
Summary: A strong woman needs a strong man.
Prompt: Week #158-160: Twist is what I started this for. It went long.
A/N: Gorgeous John/Teyla banner by Shivika.
( Strong Enough )
FANDOM: Stargate Atlantis
CHARACTERS: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard
NOTES: For the SGA Saturday prompt "twist". Also, the little secluded "alcoves" that I mention in the story are actually real; I've spent many an hour up there on layovers reading and writing and getting away from the world.
WARNINGS: NOT BETAED! Also, just a bit PWP.
SUMMARY: Rodney and John are headed to Washington, DC, but get stuck in the Denver airport - and John knows how to pass the time.
( The Short Porn Is Behind The Cut! )
As Outlined by Dr. Rodney McKay, Ph.D., Ph.D.
Categories: ER, Ridiculous
Warnings: none, I think. Let me know.
Summary: a five things thing. See title.
( Five Accepted and Agreed-Upon Rules for Considerate Bedmates )
Categories: First time
Summary: Imperfect input could invariably be blamed for imperfect output, but only if the data testing procedures were faulty, and in Rodney's case, he'd been sloppy in his testing. Very sloppy.
Too long for LJ, posted at AO3: GIGO (Garbage In, Garbage Out)
FANDOM: Stargate Atlantis
PROMPT: SGA Saturday's "crowd"
NOTES: NOT BETAED! Also this is basically PWP. This came to me after reading up on some discussions popkin16 about the dynamics between Sheppard and McKay, and some things that she liked about their relationship, etc. After reading her posts, this popped into my head - and begged to be written. So sweet popkin16, this story is for you (if you want it!). :)
SUMMARY: John's ready for bed, but Rodney's nowhere to be found - so John finds him.
( The porn is behind the cut )
TITLE: A Control Room Quickie
PROMPT: Week #55 "Wicked"
CHARACTERS: Chuck, Lorne, Parrish, Sheppard, Cadman, OMC
WARNING: NOT BETAED, Voyeurism, Public Masturbation (does "tasting your own ejaculate" count as a warning?)
NOTES: Somehow this popped into my head when I was incalcitrix's journal admiring one of her drawings, and saw fififolle's icon (of Chuck, with the words "Chuck Tastes Good") - and it went downhill from there.
SUMMARY: Chuck finds something really hot on the newly discovered Atlantis security system.
~*~*~( Here be a bunch of kinky porn! Well, kinky for what *I* write! )
TITLE: The Mattress Police
AUTHOR: squidgiepdx and elderwitty
SUMMARY: Weather delays can lead to surprising destinations.
NOTES: There is a continuation of this storyline in another fic called "The Coffee Connection".
( Fic is under the cut )
Character(s): John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Warnings: Dub-con. Contains discipline spanking
Word count: ~2000
Notes: Written for prompt #28, pang, on sga_saturday. Early S1.
Summary: A mission goes sideways, and there's a price to be paid.
( Conduct Unbecoming )
Rating/Pairing/Warnings: NC17, (John/Rodney established relationship) John/John,
Summary: War Stories series. An AU John Sheppard married to Rodney McKay ends up in an alternate reality where John Sheppard's an enemy of the state. There is no way home.
( I come home, she lifted up her wings, I guess that this must be the place )
Categories: First Time, Crossover SG-1
Warnings: two talk show hosts make brief RP appearances: Jimmy Kimmel and Dave Letterman.
Summaries: post EatG and declassification, John and Cam are sent on a press junket. Cam's the pretty one.
( Racing the Moon )